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Our hip logo.

This is the "Bob's Biz Boys" logo, put together by Cristin Pescosoledo in the late '80s. It features "Bob" on the civil defense logo backdrop, with the names of the cities where we have members. We may not have a big pile of tournament trophies. We may not all carry the most expensive or fashionable markers, but we do have a cool logo..

Our story

The story behind "Bob's Biz Boys" where did they come from, and where are they going?

Who are we?

Some info on some of "Bob's Biz Boys" including never before web-published photos of key Biz Boys taken in the cafeteria of James Monroe Elementary school circa 1978..

Top Ten List

The top ten things overheard at a field where "Bob's Biz Boys" are playing..

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